January 2010
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“11:24 in southern california”
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Handy Latin Phrases
Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat. It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit! God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est. The designated hitter rule has got to go.
Sentio aliquos...
cat haiku
You never feed me. Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face. That will sure show you.
i’m not a cat person but that sure made me rofl.
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how to tie your shoes →
if they tested us on the different ways to tie a shoe when I was in kindergarten, I would have been fucked.
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herroheather:
yellelove:
herroheather:
I plan on spending this wonderful night watching Inglourious Bastards and Up while eating cheesecake
I like your plan.
:D I thought so too. I mean whats better than watching Eli Roth beat the living shit out of Nazi? Nothing in the whole world!
dare you forget to emphasize cheesecake!
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herroheather:
I plan on spending this wonderful night watching Inglourious Bastards and Up while eating cheesecake
I like your plan.
“I want 2010 to get here so I can watch new episodes of Chuck. tyvm.”
– yes my life is sad—but only by society’s standards, not mine.
List of unusual deaths
430 BC: Empedocles, Pre-Socratic philosopher, secretly jumped into an active volcano (Mt. Etna). According to Diogenes Laërtius, this was to convince the people of his time that he had been taken up by the gods on Olympus.
270 BC: Philitas of Cos, Greek intellectual, is said by Athenaeus of Naucratis to have studied arguments and erroneous word-usage so intensely that he wasted away and starved...
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sad story
I have a boyfriend, but I wont be kissing him tonight. Long distance makes me sad but we’re one of the few that do it well. It’s okay, if I have to be lonely, I’m dragging some of you bitches down with me.
December 2009
89 posts
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ambiguous gov't safety →
new interpretations of gov’t safety
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yellelove started following you
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thanks for following, and happy new year’s eve! :)
happy new year’s eve to you too!
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I heard this recently on tumblr.. downloaded my...
Scott Stulberg Photography →
because I know you all like a pretty picture or two.
2009 2010 they're all just numbers
The end of the year never seems to excite the way it should—particularly this year. In spring of 2010 I will graduate from University of California school system just as I had planned to four years ago. It has been 16 years since I first stepped into my kindergarten class and I now have the choice to leave and never return to school. I’ll probably end up in grad school since I’m...
“is that artonius? Bid him good morrow!”
– guess.. rofl
“im big. i grew up in la, gang bangers and shit, but shes creepy.”
– taxi driver
“look, an adult emporium, that must be where adults shop. oh, wait…”
– dad misinterpreting the context of the word ‘adult’
men have small bladders
at a rest area on the way to vegas and the mens line is exceptionally long and women pissed all over the floor in the womens bathroom. what a backwards world this rest area is
